Okay, so only a few of you have heard of Raptor Jesus? Let me enlighten you then. Raptor Jesus is a 4chan meme that involves crudely photoshopping raptor heads onto Jesus bodies. The meme is popular amongst New Atheists and other critics of Christianity.
Here's one example:
For more examples see Raptor Jesus Art. I suspect the meme evolved from a similar meme involving Jesus and dinosaurs.
As you'd expect, or maybe not, a mock-mythology has arisen around this, about the long-prophesied Second Coming of Raptor Jesus and of his adversary Satanasaurus Rex. The prophets of Raptor Jesus cry, "Repent, sinners and slow-moving herbivores, for the Velocirapture is upon you."
Of course, the velocirapture should not be confused with Catnarok, which is more of a lolcat thing.